Artificial Inteligence Needs Someone To Imulate!

Yea if I had an artificial life form:I would probably need an atomiton android for it to control and through wich it could recieve input.The android would be an important part of educating the lifeform.So world get buisy and build me a lifeform platform!And I will get buisy getting rich so I can afford to raise it...I wonder if it would be tax deductable?Ha!ha!ha.How about a grant to send it to school.That is how close PAs"personal android"are away.